Giving a reading is the laziest form of show business. It requires no physical agility, unless standing still is considered agility.
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I win every staring contest
This is why we can’t have nice things: E-scooters, and the beginning of the end of civilization as we know it.
You can park them anywhere!
Just park that shit anywhere bro.
Read moreAlone at the Columbia pool
At the Columbia Pool, in Kenton.
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